so the other day we are at the louvre and jim sees the back of a sculpture. it is a venus, laying down, naked, highly erotic. we are both enthralled. we walk to the other side and find a penis, hilarity ensues.

last night a gypsy lady tries to sell us an umbrella. we already have them. we shake them to show her that we already have umbrellas. she just sits there staring at us for 10 seconds. jim screams WU TAAAANNNG in her face. hilarity ensues.

so the other day we were at hte eiffel tower and we thought that the US had a soccer game thanks to davids less than brilliant blackberry app. we went to the eiffel tower and fifa fan fest sporting an american flag and got disgusted looks from foreigners and wtf looks from americans.... we were dissapointed at the lack of patriotism, we were the only american flag there, when every other country would go nuts on the day that their team was playing!

the game was the next day. fml.

but hey we took a picture in front of the eiffel tower with the flag, thats cool right?

we were holding it backwards, as we discovered today...

fml.

the other night jim said while i was sleeping i was whimpering alot. i was sleeping next to him. he screamed at me to wake up and as i was doing so i was literally in the act of punching him in my sleep. apparently i had grabbed him earlier and tried to assault him in my sleep. my bad jim.

last night we got 4 bottles of wine for 10 euros. projectile vomitting ensued. white wine is now stricken from my beverage arsenal forever.

what was vomitted, was the best meal we had ever had. 15 euros. yeah we figured we'd ball on daddys credit card one night. it was unbelievable. the best ravioli and lasagna any of us had had, and yes we know its weird that we are so enthused on lasagna. and then came these skewered meats and desert... amazing stuff.

last night we went to a super euroey club de le club. twas an experience. florence was really beautiful and the locals have been wonderful. now we are off to bologna for automotive bliss.

cliffs- in the area between bologna and modena lies a bunch of italian exotic car and bike manufacturers. specifically we will be seeing ducati, lamborghini, ferrari, and pagani. you may have heard of some of those.... should be beautiful.

off ot breakfast, to see michaelangelos david, and hit the train station....